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"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."
― Jerry Seinfeld

"I need to brush my teeth. And I need a shower."

He grinned, hopping off the bike. "Now that is an invitation."
― Becca Fitzpatrick, Silence

"I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend."
― Chelsea M. Cameron, My Favorite Mistake

"Summer came.
For the book thief, everything was going nicely.
For me, the sky was the color of Jews.

When their bodies had finished scouring for gaps in the door, their souls rose up. When their fingernails had scratched at the wood and in some cases were nailed into it by the sheer force of desperation, their spirits came toward me, into my arms, and we climbed out of those shower facilities, onto the roof and up, into eternity's certain breadth. They just kept feeding me. Minute after minute. Shower after shower."
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

"Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference."
― Nolan Bushnell

"I take showers to think."
― J.R. Rim

"He didn't administer a reign of terror, just the occasional light shower."
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

"You okay?"
Just waiting for the water to boil. Burning shower. One of the only things that helps when I'm totally freaking out."
I'm not sure how to respond. "So," I whisper, "you want anything?"
Yeah," She replies, sarcastic "I want to be bulimic, but the vomit grosses me out."
― Albert Borris, Crash Into Me

"After this is over, I want a shower in a really big bathroom."

"I'll get us the penthouse."

"What makes you think you'll be sharing it with me?"

"I live in hope."
― Nalini Singh, Angels' Flight

"War is not just the shower of bullets and bombs from both sides, it is also the shower of blood and bones on both sides."
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand."
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"At least he could turn on the shower, stand beneath the hot needles, face thrust near the spray head, feeling the headache move back a little."
― Annie Proulx, The Shipping News

"Tears are the summer showers to the soul."
― Alfred Austin

"Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass."
― M.F. Moonzajer

"You wake up in the morning, then go for a jog, pump up the dumb-bell, and take a shower! Put on fresh and clean clothes and get out of your apartment fast! The day is yours for the taking! Carpe Diem!"
― Avijeet Das

"The medicine it's three times everyday taking cold water shower."
― Deyth Banger

"You know that feeling when you're standing under the shower and turn the tap on to fill the bucket with water but instead, the shower starts, leaving you startled, that feeling is my entire life."
― Nitya Prakash

"A bit of afternoon rain
invaded my solitude

showered me with
with kindness,
wept with me,
and bestowed on me
its petrichor

quenching me
with happiness."
― Spriha Kant

"Our mornings were never "rise and shine." They were "rise and fight." They were loud and ravaging. They were heavy and unnerving, like the after-math of a war, with unresolved territorial disputes.
They were never serene, but they were beautiful. More beautiful than the smile you wear when you step out of the shower, more tempting than the sight of you brewing coffee from across the kitchen bar, more promising than a glorious victory, bigger than all our tumultuous past. Bigger than you. Bigger than I."
― Malak El Halabi

"She smiled coquettishly and said "Sailor Man, you're the cloud that showers love!"

But I was a love pirate I thought to myself. She would chase me while I sail on to another shore!"
― Avijeet Das

"If you are interested in hot tubs, bath tubs, showers or any bathing accessory first get to Bath Hour and the review of the product before buying."
― Bath Hour

"So Shower Heads, You Take a Shower, the Water Doesn't Come Out. You Wanna Wash Your Hands, the Water Doesn't Come Out…Dishwashers, You Didn't Have Any Water…In Most Places of the Country, Water Is Not a Problem. They Don't Know What Do With It. It's Called Rain"
― Donald J. Trump

"To take showers, one needs to heat water in a bucket by using two induction cables, which are either connected to a socket or plugged directly into a power generator. If this method sounds dangerous, rest assured, it is. One time, I touched the water while my cousin was warming it for his shower. The electric shock threw me back."
― Gabriel Nadales, Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist

"Before I met him, I would hum and dance in the shower. When I fell in love with him, I would fantasize about him while taking a shower. When he left, I would hide my tears in the shower."
― Namrata Gupta, Together We Were (W)hole

"Take as much as long shower you need to think clearer. Many times, we get our best idea inside the restroom."
― Sarvesh Jain

"The artist is the lover who showers essence on the world."
― Victor Shamas

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